Aging Tony Hawk Decides to Expand Career by Learning to Kickflip A Wheelchair

“You see, dude, I’m starting to get old,” jokes Tony Hawk, 10-time X-Games gold medal winner, and a skateboarding legend. Hawk, who just turned 50 last May, is one of the biggest thrill seekers to walk the earth, yet the world is slowly aging him and slowing him down. Many say to never give up … More Aging Tony Hawk Decides to Expand Career by Learning to Kickflip A Wheelchair

Ultimate Frisbee Championship Game Postponed After Acts of Heinous Thief

BREAKING: the championship game of a local ultimate frisbee league has been postponed until next weekend. It was a thrilling bout as the Cupertino Tigers faced off against the San Jose Snakes for the $300, plus unlimited beer, grand prize. Both teams were neck-and-neck throughout the match, but roughly 35 minutes in, a dog snagged … More Ultimate Frisbee Championship Game Postponed After Acts of Heinous Thief

NASCAR Decides to Add Banana Peels and Turtle Shells to Spice Up the Sport

John Middlebrook, the commissioner of NASCAR, announced today that he will be implementing new rules and strategies in order to grow the NASCAR fan base. Ratings and viewers have been steadily declining over the last decade and in order to save the sport, Middlebook decided to add drastic changes to help revive it. “People are … More NASCAR Decides to Add Banana Peels and Turtle Shells to Spice Up the Sport