NBA Player Signs $200 Contract to Win With the Warriors

BREAKING: NBA player Maxwell Johnson signs contract with the Golden State Warriors for $200 a season. Yes, you read it right: $200 a season. We met up with Johnson to ask him about his new contract. “You see, it’s about winning to me,” explained Johnson. “I’m obviously not that good of a player compared to … More NBA Player Signs $200 Contract to Win With the Warriors

LeBron Signs Contract With Yellow Lakers to Hide Urine Stain When Facing the Warriors In the Finals Again

Big boy gets his big contract. LeBron James opted out of resigning with his previous team (Cleveland Cavaliers) to join the free agency. Rumors speculated that James would sign with the Lakers, which he did, for $154M. With his kind of skill, he deserves every penny of his contract, and allows him to not only … More LeBron Signs Contract With Yellow Lakers to Hide Urine Stain When Facing the Warriors In the Finals Again