San Jose Sharks Acquire William Karlsson In Attempt to Horde All the Karlssons in the NHL

BREAKING: the San Jose Sharks have acquired forward William Karlsson from the Vegas Golden Knights in exchange for a tube of sunscreen, IHOP coupons to battle hangovers, and the Oakland Raiders football franchise. Doug Wilson, the general manager of the San Jose Sharks, recently traded for Erik Karlsson of the Ottawa Senators in one of … More San Jose Sharks Acquire William Karlsson In Attempt to Horde All the Karlssons in the NHL

Every Clothing Company On The Planet Endorses Colin Kaepernick, Forcing Protesters To Run Around Nude

BREAKING NEWS: Every clothing company on the planet has decided to follow the footsteps of Nike and endorse Colin Kaepernick. Many companies noticed the drastic increase in attention to Nike, once the company unveiled their campaign promoting Kaepernick. All these companies quickly jumped the gun, launching their own product campaigns around the superstar. Little did … More Every Clothing Company On The Planet Endorses Colin Kaepernick, Forcing Protesters To Run Around Nude

NCAA Adds ‘Chugging Beer’ to List of All-Star Game Skills Challenges

College football; the second favorite American pastime, only behind the regular NFL. Families gather around to watch the games either in the stadiums or from their homes, racking up to hundreds of thousands of viewers each game. Obviously, the college athletes are incredible players, with a handful that transition to the NFL after graduation. On … More NCAA Adds ‘Chugging Beer’ to List of All-Star Game Skills Challenges